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1. Malisa says

   January 3, 2009 at 1:34 AM

   Love: When you take a bubble bath together
   Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-o together
   Marriage: When you give the kids a bath
   Retirement: When you forget to take a bath!

   Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two
   Lust: “Do I have to buy you dinner first?”
   Marriage: 4 McDonald’s Happy Meals . . . to go
   Retirement: The early bird special split two ways!

   Love: Giving your love some candy
   Lust: Thinking you are the candy
   Marriage: Scraping the kids’ candy off of the carpet
   Retirement: Getting the candy stuck in your dentures!

   Love: Sex every night
   Lust: Sex 5 times a night
   Marriage: What’s sex?
   Retirement: “I think we already had sex today!”

   Love: A night out at the symphony
   Lust: A night out at the Holiday Inn
   Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice
   Retirement: BINGO!

   Love: French perfume
   Lust: Brut aftershave
   Marriage: “The baby needs changing. . .”
   Retirement: Sharing Depends!

   Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold
   Lust: “I can think of a way to stay warm . . .”
   Marriage: Your teenaged daughter has borrowed all of your jackets
   Retirement: HOT FLASHES…who needs coats?!

   Love: Talking and cuddling
   Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep
   Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands . . .
   Retirement: Getting your Viagra refilled!

   Love: Finding the “Fell in Love on AOL” room
   Lust: Finding the “Blonde Dominatrix” room
   Marriage: Finding the “Married and Looking” room
   Retirement: Finding the bathroom!

   Love: Long drives through the countryside
   Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover’s Lookout
   Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the backseat
   Retirement: Long drives with your kids’ kids screaming in the backseat!

2. The 5 Bickies says

   January 3, 2009 at 3:18 AM

   So true!

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